For only $20/month this subscription will turn your mail box into a source of spontaneous and unpredictable joy. Rather then getting a boring subscription box of the same sorts of things on the same day each month you'll get spontaneous deliveries of geek goodies at random times in the month to make sure you are always surprised.
Basically every month our highly trained and occasionally sober experts in geekology will select a collection of interesting items (guaranteed to be worth more than the $20 you paid) and have them shipped direct from our fulfillment centers in China. We don't waste any money on fancy boxes or even bothering to put all the items together in a single box we just drop them in a bubble mailer and ship them when they are ready. The effect is that different random items will start showing up in your mailbox giving you a refreshing serotonin burst one or more times a month. One month you may get an expensive set of metal dice, the next you might get a stylish pin followed by a cool chainmail dice bag followed by a set of resin dice, the next you might get an awesome d20 T-Shirt (That's why we need your size) and another dice set.
This subscription promises to be a ton of fun and will make checking your mail everyday a little bit like Christmas morning.
Note: Shipping from China can take a while so the first month might not arrive until the second has already shipped. Rest assured once it gets rolling you'll be getting random geek goodies on a regular basis.